Today I woke up to see clocks. They were all around me, and I couldn't figure out why. So I got up and tried to get off my bunk bed to see that it was no longer bunking. Rather, I was in a loft of a sugarplum factory. I don't entirely know why, but I decided that I could fly so I jumped off the bed and lone behold, I could fly! I flew around, enjoying the thought, the feeling, the notion that I could fly.
After a while I got bored so I looked around to find a small tea shop. I went inside to see Sailor Moon, Tenchi, and Asuka. I said hello to them and ordered a pink tea on the beach and some hot cubes. It was a good drink, it froze my throat as it went down. I had a few more of those and pulled out my money to find that my wallet had turned into a wand.
I stood up and somehow knew what to do. I yelled, "MERCITER STAR POWER!! POWER UP!!" With that I did a beautiful twist and saw that my body was glowing, but my hair had turned yellow. It was pretty yellow, like a natural blonde. So I kept turning around and when I finished I ended in a snazzy pose and yelled, "I AM GUNDAM SUPER SAIYAJIN MERCITER!!"
When I said gundam I froze and looked down. I was suddenly inside a Gundam, like those in G Gundam. Remember how they said that it's hard to control one of those? Well they're right! Dear god it's like trying to move when you're head deep in mud! I fought and fought and FINALLY I found a way out, or at least a way to control it. I meandered around getting my bearing when I found a mirror. My gundamn had Sailor Moon's hair, Kenshin's sword, Riyuho's Alter power, and spikey blonde hair and green eyes!! I had it too! I couldn't believe it, so I flew around and found a little kitty needing help. I tried to land and help it, but I got sucked into a world of chess pieces.
When I landed I smashed the black queen, so I discovered that I was to be the queen. I made my move to E6 and found that I'd be killed by the rook (which was a dog) and I used my SSJ-3 powers on it. I kicked it a few times and did the Kamehame Blast (no, not the Kamehameha... this was actually different) and I used it to obliterate the dog and the rest of the pieces, winning the game. I just stood there, waiting for somthing to happened when Kim came in. She was pretty in her Cowboy hat. I jumped out of my gundam, which turned into a flying toy, and ran up to her, hugging her. However the hug was cut short when she burst into skittles. I smiled and ran across the rainbow, which landed me in Kansas.
"Somewhere over the rainbow.... gays are free." Is what I always say, and boy was this a gay-friendly Kansas. Rainbows were everywhere, gay couples filled the streets, and even aliens existed. I was so "wohaaa" that I didn't see Laura in front of me. I smiled and helped her up. As we were talking about condoms, katchup, polaroids, marriage, and kids, I slipped and fell into a rabbit hole.
And now here I am, on my computer telling you what happened when I fell into a rabbit hole, and lived to tell about it.
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crazy
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